Somehow (maybe because I am evil), I found this headline weirdly and amusingly appropriate:
"Irritable Bowel Syndrome Hits Anti-Chen Protestors."
Was this really a headline? Yes, it was. Really.
Watch out, pan-blue arm-wavers and slogan-shouters. All that stress can be murder on your insides! Then again, I guess that's what happens if you've been feeding on a steady diet of gall, bile, and general political nastiness.