Hmmm, let me see that Chinese restaurant's menu in the English version.
What delicious dishes are on offer, I wonder? "Steamed crap"? "Virgin chicken"? "The temple explodes the chicken cube"?
Ah, well. Another day in the joys of weird translations . . . and Beijing's busy trying to fix the menu mistakes before the Olympics come to town.
You know I'm going to do this, so don't be surprised as I give you the link for . . . ENGRISH.COM!
(What's the strangest dish I've ever seen on a Chinese restaurant's English menu? "Strange Flavor Chicken." Really! And this happened right here in the US, too.)