Mad Minerva

August 2004



Bumper Sticker Bonanza

Tuesday, 31 August 2004 2:02 P GMT-05
Almost forgot -- I was out running errands and came across several interesting bumper stickers, which I quote for your amusement:On a car with New Jersey plates: "KINKY GOVERNOR? WHY THE HELL NOT!" Ah, that McGreevey scandal is alive and al

The RNC: One Cure for Olympics Withdrawal?

Tuesday, 31 August 2004 1:44 P GMT-05
The Republican National Convention has kicked off in the Big Apple, and I must confess, watching news coverage of the crazy protesters outside is almost better than watching pole vaulting. (Almost.)Last I heard, some hundreds of folks had been arrest

Olympics Withdrawal

Monday, 30 August 2004 8:01 A GMT-05
Now that the Games are over, I don't know what to do with myself! No equestrian events at 6 AM? No swimming at night? Nothing but regular programming on NBC, CNBC, MSNBC, Bravo, and Telemundo! I've no sporting events to watch -- only the looming dis

Congratulations to Argentina

Saturday, 28 August 2004 9:35 P GMT-05
Heartfelt congrats to Argentina are in order -- after over 50 years without an Olympic medal, today it has 2 gold medals to celebrate! One gold came in men's soccer (I didn't catch the whole game against Paraguay, just part) and the other in men's

Blessings for Taiwan

Saturday, 28 August 2004 9:32 P GMT-05
Check out this little headline from the Taiwanese government website: "President Prays for God's Blessing for Taiwan."The blurb? Here goes:Taipei, Aug. 28 (CNA) President Chen Shui-bian prayed for God's blessing for Taiwan Saturday, saying

You know you've been watching too much Olympics When . . .

Saturday, 28 August 2004 10:21 A GMT-05
You know when you actually start DREAMING about the Games! I had the funniest dream last night. Remember how I said wow, the Italians are everywhere at the Games? Currently it's got 28 medals (9 gold), and are shooting for more.(Right now they're sti

Third Medal for Taiwan in Taekwando!

Saturday, 28 August 2004 10:09 A GMT-05
It is a silver for Chih Hsiung Huang in the men's under 68-kilogram division. Congratulations!The medal count is now 5: 2 golds (taekwando), 2 silvers (1 taekwondo, 1 archery) and 1 bronze (archery). It's been quite a showing at the Games! I'm just s

Mad Minerva Awards Dual Golds for Bad Olympic Judging

Friday, 27 August 2004 2:38 P GMT-05
A couple days ago, I posted up my picks for the bronze, silver, and gold medalists in Olympic judging lunacy. This seems to have been received with much amusement by my target audience, one member of whom wrote me: "Keep it coming!" And ala

Cold in August

Friday, 27 August 2004 8:52 A GMT-05
It is actually COLD. It is AUGUST. What's going on????????I'm on campus and wearing normal clothes for what's supposed to be the dog days of August -- short sleeves and a khaki skirt and sandals. But noooooooooooooooo. I'm freaking freezing! In fact,

Watching the Games . . .Wow!

Thursday, 26 August 2004 11:59 P GMT-05
I spent most of the day glued to the TV. I don't consider myself a big sports fan, but I turn into some kind of sports-mad fiend during every minute of every Olympic Games. I don't know why exactly, but I just *do.* Yestrday was a fantastic day of sp

Gold for Taiwan in Taekwondo!

Thursday, 26 August 2004 4:10 P GMT-05
And not just 1, but 2 gold medals for Taiwan in taekwondo: Shih Hsin Chen in the women's 49-kilogram division and Mu Yen Chu in the men's 58-kilogram division. Congratulations!!!! FYI, Chen's medal was the first ever Olympic gold for Taiwan. You go,

Google-lympics!

Thursday, 26 August 2004 8:55 A GMT-05
Gentle reader, I meant to note this long ago, but just forgot. Do check out Google's main page! For every day of the Olympic Games, Google has a new Olympic-themed logo! On the first day, it showed playful Greek gods lighting the Olympic flame. Today

Take Me Out to the (Taiwanese) Ballgame, 2nd Inning

Thursday, 26 August 2004 8:55 A GMT-05
Just a couple days ago, I put up a little blurb about Taiwanese baseball. Then what do I read today but this little editorial: "Why Baseball is Important to Taiwan." Go read the thing.Play ball!

Taiwan's Exports Hit a Record High

Thursday, 26 August 2004 8:50 A GMT-05
Boy, business seems to be doing rather well over there these days! The numbers have just come out.  Check this out:The island's export orders rose 27.83 percent to US$18.54 billion (NT$630 billion; euro 15.3 billion) in July, the highest value for a

To the Credit of Italy, in and out of Athens

Thursday, 26 August 2004 8:41 A GMT-05
Have you been watching the Italian Olympians in Athens lately? They are on a roll! I was watching the Italian men's volleyball team yesterday -- aside from being a team full of bronze Italian gods (just give 'em a good shower and a designer suit each

Is Bad Judging an Olympic Event?

Wednesday, 25 August 2004 3:31 P GMT-05
Because it sure seems like there's a ton of it going on at the Games. You know, I thought things had hit rock-bottom with the figure skating scandal at the 2002 Salt Lake City Winter Games. But we all know what folks do when they hit bottom. They get

Take Me Out to the Ballgame: A note on Taiwanese baseball

Tuesday, 24 August 2004 11:24 A GMT-05
And now for a little blurb about Taiwanese baseball!Alas, the Olympic showing for the Taiwanese baseball team turned out to be disappointing. The team came up short (that loss to Italy was a shocker) -- though I'm not sure that the pitcher should tak

Seattle Report Part II: Satan Coffee Count

Monday, 23 August 2004 3:00 P GMT-05
Well, I meant to keep count of all the Satan Coffee places I saw in Seattle, but wouldn't you know it, I've started losing track. (Reminds me a little of a great bumper sticker I saw: "Drink Coffee. Do Stupid Things Faster.")*BUT,* I kept

Lien Chan and Magic Tricks?

Sunday, 22 August 2004 9:34 A GMT-05
And just when we all thought the flap over the Taiwanese presidential election was all over and that Lien Chan had no more rabbits to pull out of his hat. But no, gentle reader! Here comes this nutty report that back in May, Lien Chan tried to jinx P

Silver Medal for Taiwanese Men's Archery Team

Saturday, 21 August 2004 6:15 P GMT-05
Korea won the gold by 6 points -- this just in from Athens. Still, a silver is a silver! That will be Taiwan's second medal in these Games.  Congrats to Team Taiwan! And here's a nice photo of the silver medalists, Wang Cheng Pang, Liu Ming Huang an

Seattle Report, Part I: Quote of the Trip

Saturday, 21 August 2004 12:49 P GMT-05
There's too much Seattle stuff for just one entry, so I'm going to break it up into little pieces. I'll just start off with what has got to be the best line spoken throughout the entire trip. The immortal orator? The Sibling, of course, via cellphone

Taiwan at the Athens Games -- Shooting for Medals in Archery!

Saturday, 21 August 2004 10:25 A GMT-05
I'm back from Seattle -- and not blogging on the trip just yet since I'm spending all my time now glued to the TV! (This morning -- rousing games of Asia-dominated table tennis.)But, some fantastic sports news from my little island: Yesterday, the Ta

Athens Wreath -- I mean, Medal -- Count

Sunday, 15 August 2004 7:18 A GMT-05
Yeah, I know, counting medals isn't really supposed to be the goal of the Games. But everyone does it anyway. So I've availed myself of a cool little program that updates medal counts automatically to keep y'all amused in my impending absence. Enjoy!

Taiwan makes its latest bid to join the UN

Saturday, 14 August 2004 7:41 P GMT-05
Guess Beijing's Reaction!

Taiwanese Athletes Go for the Gold in Athens

Saturday, 14 August 2004 7:38 P GMT-05
I did say I'd do a post about the 75 Taiwanese athletes. Turns out the Taipei Times just did a writeup, saving me the trouble. Here it it, gentle reader!