Mad Minerva

June 2007



Funny Headline of the Day: Dress Code Revolt

Friday, 29 June 2007 12:26 P GMT-05
Here it is, from Cleveland, Ohio . . . "Miffed by Dress Code, Male Air Controllers Wear Dresses." Hilarious. Cleveland Rocks!

Rest in Pieces: the Immigration Bill

Friday, 29 June 2007 12:13 P GMT-05
Requiescat in pace! It's over.  I will confess to a certain amount of grim satisfaction and even some Schadenfreude (because I guess I am a wicked person) at the politicians' defeat.  I remain convinced that it would have been an ab

Geek News: Life Imitates "Terminator 2" with Plans for a Shape-Shifting Battle Robot

Friday, 29 June 2007 10:52 A GMT-05
No, really!  I'm not making this up.Take a look at this news story.  Then tell me if you too aren't thinking of "Terminator 2."Wild! 

Rubber Ducky Armada!

Thursday, 28 June 2007 4:01 P GMT-05
The Spanish Armada is so...yesterday, so passe, so...1588.No, the hot new armada to invade England is the Rubber Ducky Armada of 2007!  OK, time to sing Rubber Ducky Song from "Sesame Street."   Admit it, you still know the words

Nerd News: Supreme Court Limits Race-Based School Initiatives

Thursday, 28 June 2007 3:45 P GMT-05
Interesting, interesting. A 5-4 decision rejected the diversity schemes of two school distrcits.Check out the words of Chief Justice Roberts on this, saying that the schools' race-based policies did not justify the use of "the extreme means

Another Sign of the Coming Apocalypse...Spice Girls Reunion Tour!

Thursday, 28 June 2007 3:38 P GMT-05
Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 

Horse + Zebra = ?

Thursday, 28 June 2007 3:35 P GMT-05
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless, of course, it's a zorse!Well, or a "zebroid."  Yep, that's Horse + Zebra. Today's zorse/zebroid/whatever is called Eclyse, she lives in Germany, and you really do have to se

Nerd News: Harvard Professor Researches the Negative Side of Diversity

Wednesday, 27 June 2007 6:29 P GMT-05
The article notes that Professor Robert Putnam is scared by his own findings. After all, fact or not, they're not politically correct, are they?Read the whole thing.I repeat my oft-ranted opinion that the more we emphasize our differences r

Germany: Politicians Versus Tom Cruise and Scientology

Wednesday, 27 June 2007 5:59 P GMT-05
Interesting!  Besides, when do I ever have a chance to say the words "Germany," "politicians," "Tom Cruise," and "Scientology" all in the same sentence? Cruise is supposed to be playing Claus von Stauffen

Quirky Euro Files: Kilt Without Guilt in Scotland?

Wednesday, 27 June 2007 5:46 P GMT-05
You can have a kilt without guilt -- but only if you have a license for your sporran.  What?The wits at Samizdata have even written some doggerel for the occasion. 

Immigration Bill: Heads Will Roll! (PS--Pass the Salad Dressing)

Wednesday, 27 June 2007 5:37 P GMT-05
To general and widespread disgust and dismay, the immigration bill is apparently back.Heads should roll . . . though I didn't quite mean heads of lettuce.  Is it just me being a cynical spectator, or is political behavior getting more and mo

China: Bad Brand Image with Faulty Imports?

Wednesday, 27 June 2007 5:30 P GMT-05
Health and safety concerns about Chinese imports are getting more widespread.Daniel Drezner has more. Now we're worried about Chinese . . . tires?

China: 2 Officials Arrested in Worker Slavery Scandal

Friday, 22 June 2007 2:25 P GMT-05
Terrible. China has arrested two officials of a labour bureau for their links to the use of slave labourers, including children, forced to work in grim conditions and often beaten in brick kilns in the poor northwest. Hou Junyuan and

Nerd News: Ivy League Professor Bets $10,000 that Al Gore is Wrong on Global Warming Predictions

Friday, 22 June 2007 2:12 P GMT-05
The professor is Scott Armstrong of the University of Pennsylvania, and I must say, this is really intriguing! Here is the premise:. . . Scott Armstrong, a Wharton Marketing professor, wants Al Gore to put his money where his mouth is. Armstrong has

Quirky Asia Files: Japanese Gadget Is the Apotheosis of TV Remote Control

Friday, 22 June 2007 1:39 P GMT-05
This is so crazy I don't quite know what to say!  Look at this:  "Forget the TV remote: A new technology in Japan could let you control electronic devices without lifting a finger simply by reading brain activity." If this thi

The Aussie-Iranian Hostage Non-Crisis

Friday, 22 June 2007 1:21 P GMT-05
Apparently the Iranians attempted to snatch some Australian sailors before attempting to snatch British ones. Well, we all know what happened with the Brits of the senior service.But take a look at the awesome Aussies, as reported by the BBC:Wh

Quirky Euro Files: Knut Fans Want Medal for Polar Bear's Human Papa

Friday, 22 June 2007 1:05 P GMT-05
Here's a bit of fun news about the quickly-growing polar bear cub in Berlin.  He's popular, and apparently so is his keeper, caregiver, and surrogate father Thomas Dörflein.Take a look at this report:. . . fans of Knut's keeper

Quirky Euro Files: New Berlin Hotel Re-Creates East Germany

Wednesday, 20 June 2007 1:05 P GMT-05
Talk about Ostalgie!You can check into a new Berlin hotel that's dedicated to communist-era pop culture. Apparently it's decorated with real East German furniture salvaged from flea markets and such.Here is the official website for the

Quirky Euro Files: Some Celebrities Want to Delete Garlic from Italian Food

Wednesday, 20 June 2007 12:51 P GMT-05
This is culinary blasphemy! Yeah, you can have my garlic . . . when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.But really, one of my favorite memories of Rome was of a summer sunset. I was walking on the Gianicolo Hill with some friends, and we

Ice Cream Journal, Part III

Wednesday, 20 June 2007 12:20 P GMT-05
1 scoop of coffee, 1 scoop of cookies-and-cream.  Both scoops came in the same waffle cone, a cone so freshly made that it was still slightly warm.Delicious!I must say, the invention of coffee ice cream is absolutely INSPIRED.  The joy of c

Paperwork Chaos over U.S. Passports

Wednesday, 20 June 2007 12:12 P GMT-05
Look at this! I quote:WASHINGTON - New passport regulations aimed at improving security has instead resulted in a massive backlog and has impacted or ruined travel plans for thousands of Americans. Under fire from stressed travelers and steamed

Quirky Asia Files: Recruiting Ad for the Japanese Navy

Wednesday, 20 June 2007 12:00 P GMT-05
The Japanese Maritime Self Defense Forces are seeking new recruits!  You don't have be goofy to join, but apparently, it helps.  Enjoy! 

Funny Graphic of the Day: Star Trek Computer Problems

Tuesday, 19 June 2007 11:13 A GMT-05
This comes courtesy of my computer-mad Sibling, who commented that if the USS Enterprise computers were running Windows, that'd be a good reason why the ship crashed in the film "Star Trek: Generations"!Too true. OK, everybo

Nerd News: Racially Segregated University Graduations

Tuesday, 19 June 2007 10:46 A GMT-05
This is simply a terrible idea.  Yet . . . somehow typically . . . this is happening at UCLA. Link xie-xie to Buzzurro, who posted on this! 

Quirky Euro Files: The Rampaging German Squirrels

Tuesday, 19 June 2007 10:20 A GMT-05
Is Euroland full of animals running amok?  I'm sure it isn't so, but I do keep hearing tales of rabbits interfering with Milan's airport, wild boars running all over Berlin, and so forth.Now I'm reading a crazy report about a squ