Mad Minerva

December 2005



Celebrity News Satire of 2005: An Alternate History

Saturday, 31 December 2005 11:32 A GMT-05
It seems like EVERYBODY is doing a retrospective of the year 2005.. Some are serious, some are crazy, some are funny. I thought I'd give you a funny one -- an alternate history of 2005 pop culture, silly celebrity style. Enjoy!

Chinese Journalists on Strike Against Government Censorship

Friday, 30 December 2005 4:20 P GMT-05
News on the continuing struggle for press freedom in China, as journalists go on strike to protest Beijing's media control: BEIJING -- Reporters at a Beijing newspaper known for covering sensitive topics

Women in the Taiwanese Military: Taiwan's First Female Combat General

Friday, 30 December 2005 9:25 A GMT-05
Meet Major General Chai Hui-jen.  She is now the highest ranking woman in the history of the Taiwanese military and -- get this! -- she reaches the post after a long and distinguished academic career in both Taiwan and the US.  She s

Funny Headline of the Day: "Texans insulted by Bush talk"

Friday, 30 December 2005 9:15 A GMT-05
Is the great state of Texas unhappy with the President?  That's what the headline says, yes? No, actually. The news story is about the Houston Texans football team and Heisman trophy-winning player Reggie Bush.  Oh!

Mao and the Student Liar: Follow-Up with a Professor

Thursday, 29 December 2005 7:31 P GMT-05
A few days ago I posted on the ridiculous student lie about Mao's Little Red Book. Today I found this great commentary by a blogging professor.  She has this to say: Undergraduates don't want to d

Multicultural Ideas, British Education, the Meaning of Being British

Thursday, 29 December 2005 3:28 P GMT-05
Here is a rather interesting commentary on British education and rampant multiculturalism.  Here's a snippet: The QCA [that's the government's Qualifications and Curriculum Authority -- MM] fur

Lance Armstrong: AP Male Athlete of the Year

Thursday, 29 December 2005 11:23 A GMT-05
Well done and well earned accolades for 7-time Tour de France victor Lance Armstrong, who is the Associated Press Male Athlete of the Year for an unprecedented fourth time. Congratulations, Lance!   Best wishes for the future, and thanks f

EU Nations Fail to Adhere to Kyoto

Thursday, 29 December 2005 12:12 A GMT-05
I don't know about you, but I seem to remember a lot of EU nations and various environemntalists berating and scolding the US for not signing the Kyoto Treaty.  If you want to criticize the US, fine.  Go ahead.  But if you're going t

Quirky Asia Files: Bizarre Job Discrimination in China

Wednesday, 28 December 2005 11:44 P GMT-05
There is job discrimination, and then there is job discrimination in China which can be based on a crazy mix of astrological superstition and goofy sexism. I am not making this up!

Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun: Movie Review of "The Chronicles of Narnia, the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardobe"

Tuesday, 27 December 2005 6:40 P GMT-05
Apologies to Claude Debussy, but this review really is a prelude to an afternoon of a faun! In the world of Narnia, Father Christmas finally comes to the winter-bound land, bringing great joy as he does.  In the spirit of this, I went to see &l

A Little Cynical Perspective on the Growing Chinese Economy

Tuesday, 27 December 2005 2:48 P GMT-05
The BBC just reported that the booming Chinese economy is now the sixth-largest economy in the world. According to revised official figures from China's National Bureau of Statistics, Chinese GDP reached

Best Bird Flu Headline: "In the end, fear was the real pandemic"

Tuesday, 27 December 2005 2:16 P GMT-05
The most telling bird flu-related headline is in a Canadian paper: "In the end, fear was the real pandemic." No kidding.  (I also like the opening lines: "You might say we dodged the pullet in 2005."  Ha!) The companio

Time Waits for No Man...or Planet

Monday, 26 December 2005 9:20 P GMT-05
Crazy news story about the science of time and timekeeping: Time marches on, but Earth is falling behind. The solution again this year is to add a "leap second" as 2005 ticks away, so Earth can

Mao and the Student Liar

Monday, 26 December 2005 9:08 P GMT-05
Unbelievable.  But here it is: A student at the University of Massachusetts at Dartmouth has admitted that he fabricated his claims of being interrogated by Department of Homeland Security officials

Happy Star Wars Chanukah!

Monday, 26 December 2005 8:47 P GMT-05
This may be even funnier and stranger than Adam Sandler's "Hanukkah Song." Check it out: some Star Wars fans have figured out a way to make a dreidel that looks like a droid . . . Yes, they've called it a "droidel"!  It look

Christmas Day in 1776

Monday, 26 December 2005 1:08 A GMT-05
Before Christmas ends entirely . . . Here is a history lesson worth remembering -- of what happened on Christmas Day in 1776, at the Delaware River that separates Pennsylvania from New Jersey. It was a pivotal moment in the American Revolution, thou

MEERY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!

Sunday, 25 December 2005 10:31 A GMT-05
The Nativity by Domenico Ghirlandaio (1485); now in Florence MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Track Santa Claus!

Saturday, 24 December 2005 3:53 P GMT-05
It's finally December 24 -- Christmas Eve!  Santa Claus will be traveling the world tonight to deliver presents!!!! And this year, for the 50th year in a row, NORAD will be tracking Santa all night.  Go to the official NORAD Tracks Santa 2

Nerd News: PLEASE MAKE BACKUP COPIES OF YOUR RESEARCH, PEOPLE!

Friday, 23 December 2005 10:26 A GMT-05
This news story made me want to scream -- both because the event is such a nightmare for a student and also because the student was STUPID for not having a backup. When Linda Cerniglia went back to schoo

Satire Alert: When Interviews Go Horribly Wrong on Camera

Thursday, 22 December 2005 7:06 P GMT-05
This video satire is just too funny . . . and reminded me of Monty Python. Turn up your speakers!

Satire Alert: Christmas Spying Scandal Online

Thursday, 22 December 2005 11:32 A GMT-05
The latest satire is now online: "North Pole Rocked by Santa Spying Revelation"! Enjoy, gentle reader!

Christmas Cookie Baking Begins!

Thursday, 22 December 2005 10:13 A GMT-05
Well, I am home for the holidays and I intend to be merry! So today I am baking a lot of cookies. If you like Christmas cookies too, this is the database for you.  Over 500 cookie recipes! Christmas-Cookies.Com! What's your favorite cookie re

Debunking The Myth of the Poor, Underprivileged Soldier

Thursday, 22 December 2005 9:35 A GMT-05
A recent post on Harvard opinions on the American military seems to have sparked a nice bit of conversation.  The core of the thing is perceptions and stereotypes of the US military as composed mostly of poor, uneducated, underprivileged people.

Satire Alert: "Geisha Movie to be Released Nationwide; CDC Fears Outbreak of Yellow Fever"

Wednesday, 21 December 2005 3:58 P GMT-05
The entire satire is online now at my satire blog.  And if I have to explain the fake headline, then it wouldn't be funny. Will some people get offended?  Oh, probably.  Do I care?  Not really.  But seriously, every Asi

Off to the Airport

Tuesday, 20 December 2005 5:25 A GMT-05
I'm off to the airport so I can go home for a few days for Christmas.  Yay!  No more school for now! Will be back online tomorrow!