Mad Minerva

October 2005



Halloween Pumpkin Fun!

Monday, 31 October 2005 11:43 A GMT-05
I'd forgotten until now that it's Halloween!  It's time for pumpkin carving . . . though my rather wicked sense of humor really enjoys taking this annual custom to wild extremes!  I'm always amused by using pumpkins as cannonballs or by carving t

Omar Sharif Plays St. Peter in Movie; Al Qaeda Plays Film Critic

Monday, 31 October 2005 11:19 A GMT-05
And the review is worse than anything Ebert and Roeper or Rotten Tomatoes.Com could have come up with.Veteran Egyptian actor Omar Sharif recently played Saint Peter in an Italian TV film.  Instead of giving him a thumbs-up or a thumbs-down, Al Qaeda

Vatican Will Ditch Taipei for Beijing

Monday, 31 October 2005 10:13 A GMT-05
No surprise, but no joy either.  The Times of London has the story.  It includes these two lines which together speak volumes:~Cardinal Sodano, speaking at a conference, said that in return for the Vatican cutting its links with Taiwan, China would

Denmark as Test Case: Free Speech Under Threat

Monday, 31 October 2005 9:33 A GMT-05
Danish blogger Fjordman is on fire -- his coverage of the Danish cartoon situation has been detailed and articulate.  His latest post on cartoon and consequence is certainly worth a read, as he reports that international Muslim organizations are now

Miss Chinese Cosmos 2005

Monday, 31 October 2005 8:44 A GMT-05
I came across this photo at the "Engrish"-ridden  People's Daily, and it's labeled "Li Xinniao wins the champion of the Miss China Beauty Pageant, which was held in Xianghe, Hebei Province on Oct 29, 2005."  Well, China had had

British Op-Ed Hits the Bullseye: "EU Schizophrenia"

Sunday, 30 October 2005 11:21 A GMT-05
This op-ed is from a couple days past, but I found it too amusingly incisive to pass up:There are, in truth, two EUs. In the official EU - the EU of commission press statements and council communiqués and Mr Blair's speeches - thousands of "unn

Combustible Squirrel in Mississippi Starts Grass Fire

Sunday, 30 October 2005 8:54 A GMT-05
I kid you not!  Honestly, I can't make this stuff up.You must see the news video on this one.Much as I want to, I will make no jokes about tasty roast squirrel for dinner. (Yummy!)

Race Riots in Paris: Police Overwhelmed

Sunday, 30 October 2005 8:33 A GMT-05
This story hasn't been covered much at all in the MSM, as rioting continues in the Paris suburb of Clichy-Sous-Bois, which is an immigrant enclave:Fjordman and Gateway Pundit have the story.  Fjordman's entry is particularly detailed, with backgroun

Crazy Beijing Rhetoric of the Day: Japanese Militarists and Taiwan Secessionists

Saturday, 29 October 2005 10:59 A GMT-05
Come on, everyone knows that members of the CCP leadership in Beijing is constantly trying to outdo each other in sheer speechifying, but this recent whopper had to be publicized:"A small number of Japanese militarists who surrendered in 1945 ar

Taiwan: American Think Tank Blames PFP for Arms Budget Impasse

Saturday, 29 October 2005 10:50 A GMT-05
This report is interesting, though I haven't been able to find independent confirmation from the think tank in question, the American Enterprise Institute for Public Policy Research.Still, it's a peek into the messy world of Taiwanese domestic politi

Ivy League Fun Culture

Friday, 28 October 2005 1:48 P GMT-05
It's Friday afternoon, so let's take a break and look at the weekend ahead! This happy thought made me wonder what students around the Ivy League are doing for fun, so I took a look.  My findings are rather bemusing:~At Harvard, people are wondering

Italian Scientists Clone Piglets

Friday, 28 October 2005 1:23 P GMT-05
An Italian laboratory in Cremona has managed to clone 14 little oinkers.I am now cynically waiting for the Islamofascist outrage.  I hope I'm wrong!

Taiwan: A Fun Look at Political Silliness

Friday, 28 October 2005 8:06 A GMT-05
Aristotle once said that man is by nature a political animal.  Still, politics make people act funny.  I think this is true of every nation on the planet.  Heck, I think it's true of every planet that has politics.  If aliens on Mars had politics

Nerd News: MIT Professor Fired for Fake Research

Friday, 28 October 2005 6:56 A GMT-05
Boston might be the Athens of America, but just like in the real ancient Athens, there are plenty of charlatans, sophists, and shameless cheaters in Boston too.Prestigious MIT just fired a biology professor because he falsified data.  Fake results

Hello Kitty Monstrosity of the Day: Hello Wedding Video Evidence

Thursday, 27 October 2005 9:45 P GMT-05
Here's a follow-up to the recent Hello Kitty wedding horror.Reuters news service has a one-minute news clip about Hello Kitty weddings in Japan.  Some of the footage is indescribable.  You simply have to see it for yourself.  According to the repo

Hilarious Video of the Day: Chinese Lip-Sync with the "Back Dormitory Boys"

Thursday, 27 October 2005 2:06 P GMT-05
Turn up your speakers!Ready . . . Set . . .GO!!!This is the funniest thing I've seen since the Numa Numa Dance desecrated Romanian pop music.  Enjoy!  (Link filched from Sun Bin.)

UN Oil-For-Food Scandal Implicates 2000+ Companies

Thursday, 27 October 2005 1:42 P GMT-05
This is without doubt the biggest corruption scandal ever, and it keeps getting bigger by the moment:More than 4,500 companies took part in the UN oil-for-food program and more than half of them paid illegal surcharges and kickbacks to Saddam Hussein

Tuskegee Airmen in Iraq

Thursday, 27 October 2005 12:23 P GMT-05
And now for a bit of historically relevant news you won't hear on your normal news outlets.Veterans of the celebrated Tuskegee Airmen of World War II are currently in Iraq to show their support for the troops.  Good on them!If you've forgotten your

French Company Tries to Trademark Scent of Strawberries

Thursday, 27 October 2005 11:28 A GMT-05
I'm not making this up.  This story is too crazy to be true, but it is.Suddenly I have the silly image in my mind of dour-faced European judges and scientists gravely smelling boxes upon boxes of strawberries to figure out if, as the company insiste

Germany: Gerhard Schroeder Clings to Spotlight at EU Summit

Thursday, 27 October 2005 9:50 A GMT-05
Now that Gerhard Schroeder is on his way out of the German government, I really shouldn't continue to  make fun of him.  I should thank him for his many years of service and wish him well on his impending retirement.  Even President Bush called S

No Cartoon Caliphate in Denmark: Danish Prime Minister Defends Freedom of Speech

Thursday, 27 October 2005 9:04 A GMT-05
Here is a follow-up to the previous post on cartoon and consequence in Denmark.Now the very good Norwegian blogger Fjordman has this heartening report that although Muslim ambassadors are complaining to the Danish government, the Danish prime minist

Sir Isaac Newton's Lesser Known Scientific Feat

Wednesday, 26 October 2005 11:39 A GMT-05
Sir Isaac Newton!  That scientific genius who described universal gravitation!  who set down the laws of motion! who invented differential calculus!  (well, yeah, along with Leibniz... but independently of each other)Did you know that Newton also

Hello Kitty Monstrosity of the Day: Hello Wedding!

Wednesday, 26 October 2005 9:13 A GMT-05
This is simply too horrifyingly cute for words. (Link filched from that Instapundit of Asia, Simon World)But I looked up the official website, and you can indeed get yourself a . . . wait for it . . . Hello Kitty wedding package(And there you were,

China and the Geopolitics of Energy

Wednesday, 26 October 2005 8:25 A GMT-05
Bruce Chang's got a nice writeup of China's insatiable appetite for energy and what it's doing to meet that need both at home and abroad.  When energy needs meet geopolitics, things become complicated very quickly indeed.Think, for instance, of the

Weather Woes

Tuesday, 25 October 2005 2:18 P GMT-05
Just to let you know . . .  Sometimes I really, REALLY hate East Coast weather.Like right now.  A big nasty Nor'easter is busy pummeling the area, and the wind, rain, and cold are making life pretty miserable!  The rain's been pouring down nonstop