Mad Minerva

January 2006



Support Free Speech in Denmark: Buy Danish

Tuesday, 31 January 2006 4:20 P GMT-05
This is getting ridiculous.  Denmark is facing a nasty economic boycott in the Muslim world because of the much-blogged-about cartoon jihad.  In a nod to Salman Rushdie, ought we to call them the "Satanic Doodles"? 

Meet the Fabulously Feisty President of Latvia

Tuesday, 31 January 2006 1:21 P GMT-05
Her name is Vaira Vike-Freiberga, and she seems like quite an interesting person indeed.  (She used to be a professor too!)  Here is a fascinating report on her by a British journalist.  A preceding speaker at the EU meeting in Salzb

Quirky Asia Files: Taiwan's Pirates and Police Battle Over Alien Frogs

Monday, 30 January 2006 1:40 P GMT-05
This hilarious headline is far too good to ignore: "Police take on pirates in fake alien frog showdown" Here's what all the fuss is about: Sergeant Keroro!

Funny Headline of the Day:"Humuhumunukunukuapuaa who?"

Monday, 30 January 2006 8:14 A GMT-05
Yes, the headline really does read: "Humuhumunukunukuapuaa who?"  (I challenge you to say that 5 times in a row, in a hurry!) And yes, of course this is a British headline.  I really must say, the Brits do come up with the most c

Professor Ferguson on the Cold War

Monday, 30 January 2006 8:02 A GMT-05
Well-known British professor Niall Ferguson has just written that he misses the Cold War. His reasons are fascinating, and I think he has a point. Do go read the whole thing. (And no, he doesn't really miss the Cold War.)

Happy Chinese New Year!!

Sunday, 29 January 2006 12:01 P GMT-05
It's Chinese New Year, and now it is the Year of the Dog! Have a wonderful lunar new year's day, with all my best wishes for the Year of the Dog ahead! I am delighted also to report that I just got ang pau (or hong bao) in the mail from my parents,

China, Taiwan, and Panda Tactics

Saturday, 28 January 2006 2:42 P GMT-05
I haven't blogged much on China's offer of pandas to Taiwan, but I will say that I don't like it.  I *love* pandas. But pandas from China come with strings attached. Taiwanese vice president Annette Lu has just opined that Taiwan should reject

Asian Invasion in Merry Old England?

Friday, 27 January 2006 1:12 P GMT-05
The Times of London just reported that Chinese is the fastest growing ethnic group in England. I quote the numbers from the report:  "the Chinese community in England grew at 11 per cent a year between 2001 and 2003, faster than any other

2 Sets of Lecture Notes on Taiwan: 1) the Kaohsiung Incident and 2) Conflict with China

Friday, 27 January 2006 1:06 P GMT-05
Two very good Taiwan-focused bloggers have recently been out and about attending lectures and forums on Taiwanese topics, and they've been kind enough to post their notes and reports.  I haven't time to add my own analyses, but please, gentle re

More Chinese Control of the Media

Friday, 27 January 2006 12:59 P GMT-05
Right on the heels of the Google censorship announcement come two more reports of the unfree press in China. One: a newspaper has been shut down.  Take a look at the response from its editor as he denounced this action:

Happy Australia Day!

Thursday, 26 January 2006 9:51 A GMT-05
G'day!  It's Australia Day today Down Under, a day set aside to celebrate that great nation. Here's a message for the occasion from Aussie Prime Minister John Howard.  I love this bit here: "The best traditions of tolerance, decency,

Depressing Headline of the Day: "Google to censor itself in China"

Wednesday, 25 January 2006 11:42 A GMT-05
Here it is, right off CNN: "Google to censor itself in China." Internet search engine Google has rolled out a China-based version of its popular Web site -- one that bows to Beijing's censorshi

New Day -- and Government -- in Portugal

Wednesday, 25 January 2006 8:53 A GMT-05
I can't believe I missed this story, but I was a bit caught up in the Canadian election results yesterday. Portugal has just dumped the Socialists and elected a center-right president.  This is the first time this has happened since 1974, and h

New Day -- and Government -- in Canada

Tuesday, 24 January 2006 11:39 A GMT-05
Kiss goodbye to 12 years of Liberal rule in Canada, as voters bid adieu to Paul Martin and his scandal-ridden party. The Canadians voted instead for change.  And change in this case is good!  For full voting stats, see here. Say hello inst

Quirky Asia Files: Pink Dolphins in Hong Kong!

Monday, 23 January 2006 1:56 P GMT-05
No, I'm not making it up! There are real, live pink dolphins in Hong Kong.  The CNN news story comes complete with a photo of a dolphin that is as pink as a rose. Amazing! I would also like to point out, though, the rather offensive beginning

Follow-Up: Greenpeace Abandons Campaign Against Japanese Whalers

Monday, 23 January 2006 1:36 P GMT-05
Finally, an end to the whaling mayhem (one can hope). The Australian news reports that Greenpeace is quitting its attempt to obstruct the Japanese whale hunt. Not with a bang but a whimper, eh?  The Japanese Fisheries Agency has expressed its

The Mouse That Roared? Taiwan's Missiles in the Most Twisted Analysis Yet

Monday, 23 January 2006 11:56 A GMT-05
Blog pal Dignified Rant has an interesting post on a recent news story about Taiwan's defensive capabiities. What really made him (and me too) snort with derision was the reporter characterizing Taiwan as some kind of aggressor against China.&n

Commentary on New Bin Laden Tape, Monty Python Fans!

Friday, 20 January 2006 4:01 P GMT-05
The newest Osama tape both threatens new attacks and proposes a truce. Donald Sensing has the funniest analysis on this -- Monty Python style!

Follow-Up: Whaling Mayhem on the Embassy Steps

Friday, 20 January 2006 2:55 P GMT-05
Well, we've been watching a whole lot of mayhem over Japnese whaling. But this is why I have no respect for radical conservationists: Greenpeacers have dumped a 20-ton dead whale in front of the Japanese embassy in Berlin. Absolutely disgusting beh

German Company Bans Complaining

Thursday, 19 January 2006 3:03 P GMT-05
I am not making this up! A German company has actually banned complaining in the office.  Employees can be dismissed -- sacked -- fired -- if they are caught whining! I always knew Europe had too many rules and regulations.  Usually I thi

Satire Alert: Hillary Clinton and the Congressional "Plantation."

Thursday, 19 January 2006 9:50 A GMT-05
Hillary Clinton's recent comment comparing the U.S. House of Representatives to a slavery-era plantation has been causing a great deal of talk lately. My response is in the form of the latest Mad Min satire, "Historians Accuse Hillary Clinton o

Follow-Up: Japanese Whalers, Greenpeace, and Mayhem on the High Seas

Wednesday, 18 January 2006 10:47 A GMT-05
Here's more follow-up on an already prolonged conflict between Japanese whalers and Greenpeace. Blogger Riding Sun has a link-filled post on dirty tactics by extreme environmentalists, which have included ramming their ships into the Japanese vessel

New Orleans Mayor Calls for a "Chocolate" City

Tuesday, 17 January 2006 12:52 P GMT-05
I don't know what Ray Nagin's problem is, but he should either think before he speaks or get better speechwriters. This is the same man who earlier caused offence with a disparaging comment about Hispanics.  In that case, he had stated that the

Upcoming Book Forum on US-China-Taiwan and Potential Conflict

Tuesday, 17 January 2006 10:12 A GMT-05
The Cato Institute in Washington, D.C. will host a book forum on January 25 with author Ted Galen Carpenter.  The forum wil be web-cast on RealVideo and RealAudio.  If you are unfamilar with the Cato Institute, it's basically a think tank f

Amusing Golden Globe Commentary of the Day

Tuesday, 17 January 2006 9:35 A GMT-05
No, I didn't bother watching the Golden Globe awards because I've got better things to do! But this morning I came across this rather amusing observation by the Times of London (lately one of my favorite papers): "The Golden Globes Awards