I confess, I thought this was just too funny.
Taiwan president Chen Shui-bian just said that "Brokeback Mountain" was an analogy for US-Taiwan relations! And then Taipei Mayor Ma Ying-jeou went on and talked about it too.
I wasn't going to make a satire out of all this, but I just discovered that I don't have to. Wonkette has a satire all ready called "Because Taiwan Is Always Getting Screwed By the U.S." It's rude, but I did laugh.